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Are you mean and sarcast?
- dua2 myb....
Ready go!
If an annoying ugly person says:
1) i am cutee brbis!
you: awu ar cuteeeeee eyyyy u ar......cm anak patung Qu yg gugur lungkang hri a2
2) i am the most beautiful/handsome..
You: tak kesah pun......
3) see, everyone likes me because aku lAWAA! ahaks.
You: awu smua th suka ko tmsuk jua kaling2an ar....
4) unlike you, i am perfectly! I do everything very well frm sports to academic thingy! :b
You: bh awu ko th perfect sana 2....kakal jua tahi mu bbau 2...
5) you don't know me? I am bruneian artist yknow, i have millions albums!
You: sorry eyh....nda ku tau ar...album mu pn na ku penah tlyt pat kdai2 cd ar
If annoying handsome guy says :
1) kau suka aku kan? i know!
You: aik sjak bila eyh...wlupn ko hensem...na ku kn tpikat pt mu ar...
2) what are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
You: im looking at the clock behind u...sory ar jn tlbh perasan ane
3) sorry you're nice but girl! you're nt my type.
You: EleW...u're nt my type either...FYI im taken oredy...sorry...
4) UNLESS you're rich then don't dream that i will get a ride with you!
You: esh...buang masa ja ku kn bawa ko..takde faedah nya.....LOL
5) look iam pretty/handsome, i can make people banci you!
You: so...lyk i CARe.......
If an annoying extremely ugly ugly woman/man says:
1) couple tani mau?
You: emmm...well.....let see...better u ask my huby 1st lh ar
2) may i have your cell phone number pleaseee bby?
You: c bby kh? jap ar...ku mangil kn c bby dulu...* na pham*
3) wanna hang out later?
You: u minta permission dulu pat huby ku ar...
4) what do you like about me?
You: emmm let me see.....nth ar ku pikir2...nada bh
5) i want you to say tht aku lawa/handsome and you like me like berbisly baybay!
You: okeh...jap ar me cri mirror dulu...me ckp dpn mirror bisai...
If your enemy say:
1) yoo bitcho!
You: yoo yoo...binsurans dh mulut mu 2 danx....
2) you smell like shit girl!
You: ai ai...heran cna leh ko tecium 2 kn ar...pdahal tni btepun jua gnya ne...esh ko x yg bau shit ar...aku sini na pn kciuman apa2...harum x ar...
3) I know that you hate me pasal aku lawa dari kau
You: erkx.......na ku slh dgr kh 2....ada kh bangga...ahaha
If your ex says:
1) i still love youu
you: so.....pa g mau mu kn?
2) and i know you still love me TOO! ehe
you: sapa? me kh? ELLLO......mihir bna ko ne eyh....
3) plez goback with me bby/beh?
You: goback th ko sana ar.....
4) please call me?
You: bazir k8 ku saja
5) that breakup hurts me so much.
You : serve u ryte...sapa suh buat ulah....lu pikir la sendiri
6) entah kau eh!
You: mental ko kh? ksian eyh anak kaling ane....
Insyallah diz monday..*f payday udh*...ku kn ambil my bunny yg awl dh ku booked wit mzzie...*Thanx*...i can't wait g kn playing wit my bunny....lama dh ku idam2 kn....my bday wish cme true ehe..td cat now bunny lg...ehe...tp kn...my sis nda suka kucing gli..ada2 sja...hello kitty d gilai nya haha...but i dun care...i still want the cat n the bunny ne jua..insyallah nxt mnth hamster lg ehehe ada2 sja...
im soo lonely witout him~~bln ne skali ja jmpa my hby..a2pn na smpi sjam x....
i can't live witout him...he's my everyting....
today ku berani kn diri msg his wife...a2pn after minta persetujuan my nyawa ne...gpn ea yg srh ku msg his wife 2 so dat his wife merestui our love...but u noe la d answer sdh apa jwpan d wifey..gpn spa jua yg mau bermadu kn...
i do feel guilty plg coz menganggu rumahtangga urg....but my nyawa 2 pn syg kn aku jua...tepuk sblh tgn nda kn bebunyi kn....n i told d wifey jua f ea nda mau ku mengacau their marriage...told him supaya lupakn aku..n f ea dpt lupakn aku dpt idup witout aku den i'll try 2 4get him jua....wlupn brt rsanya buat ca2...kata urg cinta nda semestinya memiliki...
but i will not give up...my heart terkunci udah tuk urg len....only him my nyawa only him in my heart....
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